THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL FREE RANGING GNOMES FROM THE GREAT FLAMINGO!
ATTENTION!!!!
To all free ranging gnomes and their friends: It has come to our attention that there has been several instances of gnomes being captures in your area. The humans are using very clever traps. please be careful where you walk. Make sure you do not wander alone. Always have a buddy.
THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS GRAPHIC PLEASE BE WARNED!!!
We have it on good authority that the gnomes are being used as slave gardeners and *gasp* in terrariums.
DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
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